NEFA DISCussion

Brent and me for the back bent geezer division, please--

Thanks, Lick Me! This is all stolen out of your book.

It's impossible to say "meow" without meowing.

It might be thought that I've been drinking, but no-- shut off until post hip replacement.

Computer lab sign: "Jesus saves, and so should you!"

I used to have a 6-pack (but it was all backwash)

I miss bluehairs.

Memory is SO passe!

(Nanny NEFA Board just gave me a little slap)

How much longer can I keep getting away with this?

Softened stools-- the pablum of second childhood.

You're only old once, (but once is enough)

Till next time...

QUACK! QUACK!

The official Senior Games Announcement Poster-- Unveiled!!

MA SENIOR GAMES TOURNEY and BARBECUE, SUNDAY, JUNE 17; BRING A FUNCTIONING DAD--$5 OFF REGISTRATION!
2 rounds of 18 holes at legendary Crane Hill!

SIGN-UP LINK: https://maseniorgames.org/e/disc-golf-june-2018

DIVISIONS: 5 YEAR INCREMENTS ...

SENIOR GAMES SIGN-UP IS NOW LIVE!!

Senior Games NEFA Points Tourney and Barbecue, Sunday, June 17, Crane Hill. $5.00 off if you bring your Dad. (Must show signs of life). 2 rounds, max, 72 registrants. Registration starts at 8:00; tee off 9:15. Men and women's divisions are in increments of 5 years, starting at age 40. Gold, silver ...

Great day at Crane Hill for the MA Senior Games tourney: Everybody medalled, and the First Alert response system was not activated!

Results: (We played the longs first round, the shorts, second)

AGE: 50-54 John Rodenhizer 79 55 134 Gold
55-59 Paul Sullivan 64 56 120 Gold
Will Plein 67 63 130 ...

There's still time to sign up-- in fact, right about to tee off time. It's going to be hot and beautiful and freshly mowed- Crane Hill at its best! Looking froward to seeing all comers--

Here is the schedule for the 2017 Senior Games Tourney at Crane Hill:

8:00-- Doses of Geritol available to all comers
8:15-- First Alert registration
8:30-- Tai Chi putting clinic
8:35-- EHH?! Ear Aids, Inc. demo table open
8:40-- "Beat It!" Pacemaker " " "
8:45-- Cialis bathtub ready for use
8:50 ...

I forgot to remember...to forget her...

Dave-- Seeing as I am still listed on the roster, please KEEP me registered as my conflict has dissolved.

Sorry for the confusion.

O.K.; this is just around the corner! Senors! Have you registered??

(Did you register and then forget?? We have a "First Response" App to remind you. Please go to http://www.Dunnoifididitornotmaybe.org. and download your Shady Acres Memory Tazer. It's free and guaranteed to prod you in the right ...

Gotta drop out unfortunately due to a conflict-- thanks--

The "Ponce de Leon, Fountain of Youth" ploy.... Good question...

Jumping jack blues.

I've got the white guys can't jump...

O.K.; Sorry for the delay, the registration link is now live-- MOOOOO! Roll 'em roll 'm, roll 'em... MOOOOOO!

https://maseniorgames.usetopscore.com/e ... -june-11th

Unfortunately, I need to withdraw. Sorry for the inconvenience--

Jerel appointed to high administration post to put together fashion line of sleeveless sweaters that go with orange hair.

Lots of fun tournaments back in the day before the day-- usually golf and a couple of other events such as accuracy and freestyle. NEFA 001 almost got arrested once for indecent exposure trying to retrieve a disc from the duck pond.