Anybody want to join me for some therapy?

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:56 am

Am planning a therapeutic round at the Looney Bin around 1:45 this afternoon, and will be providing inpatient services to a new client. Anyone
of the right mind who would like to join me in this 18 hole lobotomy would be welcome.

Felix Harvey · Post by **Felix Harvey** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:07 pm

In case anybody's still wondering whether dj is of sound mind, I assure you, and I am qualified to make this diagnosis, he is absolutely not. However I have found that ongoing therapy provides hope and fleeting glimpses of normalcy for such severely disturbed patients and this therapy is best accomplished within the confines of theinstitution.

I will try to make it out there to administer the treatment

Phil Kennedy · Post by **Phil Kennedy** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:40 pm

Let me know if you need a second opinion on dj's sanity :scratch:

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:54 pm

It is with great Ninigret that I mush retort that my Tsrink has diaphramed me with a prolapse, and that I AM (or my better half anyway) is to resort to Hole 1 at the Tooneybin this Friday for either an extended Phlebotomy or extensive peersing-- not sur wich as I have been seeing dubble. Any of like no sound mind are gorgeously indicted to join me. First whole will commence 1:00, give or take 12 owlers.

Phil Kennedy · Post by **Phil Kennedy** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:33 pm

ALAS & ALACK...Dave's condition seems to be deteriorating rapidly. Drool and spittle have been observed eminating from his muttering maw... :clown:

Won't someone PLEASE provide our good friend with aid and comfort by joining him for a therapeutic round?

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:47 am

I've taken my meds for once and am temporarily lucid. Will be commencing at hole one at 1:45 today for at least two rounds of electric shock treatments. Anyone who would like to join, or take notes is welcome.

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:31 am

Due to a relapse in which I've experienced repeated visions of being bound in chains, my psychiatrist Dr. D. Blown Minde has assigned me to undergo another two rounds of therapy this afternoon at Northhampton's Pleasant Acres. My appointment is for around 1:30.

Dr. Minde highly recommends this course of treatment, and advises anyone of like phantasmagorica to join me.

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Fri May 06, 2005 7:18 pm

Dear Diary,

Followed to the letter Dr. D. Blown Minde's instructions for therapy this afternoon. Therapy went well. Scored 51,51, and 50 on the discourse chain index. Dr.'s mind will be blown when he hears that. (But in the interest of full disclosure, must inform him I took a mulligan on the first throw of round 3 when it was clear I was coming face to face with a double bogie, and unpleasant reminder of boogeymen past.

Now, Dear Diary, wonder why no one joins me for my therapy??! (Not that I don't enjoy playing with myself, sometimes 2 of me). Myabe they're intimidated by how well I'm doing with my therapy, and wonder if they'll measure up. Well, Deaar Diary, this is just between you and me anyway, so I'll say whaat I really think-- I think they're a bunch of wussies. O.K. Dear Diary, got to go-- thanks for listening. Till the next time on looney links-- maybe next time my inner step-sister will join me??

Jason Johnson · Post by **Jason Johnson** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:52 pm

DJ, some of us, confined to the premises sometimes not by our own choosing have been mowing more than playing. While lawn mower accidents seem to run in the NEFA family, out here in W. Mass instead of stepping into the moving blade we prefer to rest our hands on the muffler, lots of our co-confinees like to lick the blisters. We are having a work day tomorrow, most likely in the rain, which on the bright side will prevent us from mowing, but on the dark side force us to bring out large sharp objects. If somehow you are getting around unassisted perhaps its because the locals are nervous of the wild haired man talking to him self and grabbing at the air.

Felix Harvey · Post by **Felix Harvey** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:38 am

Hey dj - or anybody else who is due for an appointment, I have a slot available @3:00. C'mon you know you need it. Perhaps 2 sessions. :dwarf:

Fondleham · Post by **Fondleham** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:46 am

dj wrote:It is with great Ninigret that I mush retort that my Tsrink has diaphramed me with a prolapse, and that I AM (or my better half anyway) is to resort to Hole 1 at the Tooneybin this Friday for either an extended Phlebotomy or extensive peersing-- not sur wich as I have been seeing dubble. Any of like no sound mind are gorgeously indicted to join me. First whole will commence 1:00, give or take 12 owlers.

Pure Genius

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:08 am

Dear Dairy,

My fig news is weave changed attendants!! My newt one is the extinguished
Dr. Ima Shrunken, Head Shrinker at Shady Fakirs! We've insulted with our shelves, and found the better half and I in rare agreement as to my new Keeper. Dr. Shrunken Drools!!

Now what, Dairy?? Rite! Dr. Shrunken has described a pound or too of therapy foe tomorrow--I counted on my dingers, and it SEEMS to be the 23'd of Moon at redoubt 2:00. Dr. Shrunken said it wood be very elveful to my regress if I were to be joined by udders than myselves.

"Oh good?" I backwashed, "would this be foreskins??"

"Only if circumcisions allow", he exported.

Felix Harvey · Post by **Felix Harvey** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:22 am

Yo if you've been blowing off therapy sessions it's probably time to report to the Doctor, who has recommitted himself in earnest to his destiny, and the home of the terminally insane. No I'm not talking about yours truly, though I may have those credentials, but I am speaking of Dr. JJ, who has recently put in some kick arse fly pads. Saturday Disc Golf in Northampton is alive and well.

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:43 pm

Alas, I decently had sum drubble with my schlock therapy flattery and when one of my haves (better or not, not sewer) tried to hump start it, had a mix up of germinals. The resulting schlock has me both (one of us anyway) not only terminally inane but back to being bi-polar again two.

(we hope lobal warming mite desist with the bipolar part but worry bout worm dentures molting our polar nite caps. (we just shnappe our fingers and the defendant brins it).

Oh, and am getting a new god caus the laast mooch thought it was dog.

To sump: Am in need of detergency therapy moon! Won't anybud interferon??

Felix Harvey · Post by **Felix Harvey** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:41 am

A belated THANK YOU(!!) to dedicated and hard-working individuals Andy & Bucket, Keema, Dave Mourad, and Jason Johnson for serious thorn removal and other therapy. You guys are awesome, and crazy, especially you JJ.

Joseph Mason Proud, III · Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:59 am

DJ - if your therapy works, maybe you can remember to register for LiCkAtHoN20o6 before your alzheimers-ridden qtip-topped corpse misses the deadline (BY March 1).

We'll see about later in the week for some one on one theraputical stuff.

lick it

Davis Johnson · Post by **Davis Johnson** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:20 am

The latest procter to gravely grackle my case, dr. Wee Prong Putzweener has demented me for some tree therapy at the tooney bin this laffterlooney, with a propensity for abound 2:00. If certainbodys would lick to preserve a textbook cache, thing along yur newtbook and udder obsessions and grumpy me rund and rund as is yur leisure.

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