Charlie Sheen is WINNING

[Greg Hinkley]

Make him stop. My stomach hurts.

Who's got my Charlie Sheen for the weekend?

He is Bi-winning!

More great one liners in 24hrs than anyone ever.

A legend. Second only to Chuck Norris.




Yes, it is actually very sad.

[ekap]

Do you have a link? Charlie Sheen is the man.

[Shawn Mullen]

"I blinked and fixed my brain." That is just classic.

[ekap]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

the run he was on made sinatra, jagger, richards look like droopy eyed children!

He won't be around for much longer, unfortunately. Hope I'm wrong.

[Craig Cutler]

"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."

[Jeff Wiechowski]

" I use a vacuum cleaner"
No Charlie, you ARE a vacuum cleaner !!

Is it me or does his right nostril look like TWICE the size of his left?

[Greg Hinkley]

http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/2621445/posts


He naps harder than most people live their lives.
I laugh at this and I have no idea what it means. Does he?

I can't help it if someone didn't read the directions before going to the party.


For more laughs use the search and put in Sheen.

PT'ers are nuts.

I love them.



What would happen if Chuck Norris snorted some Charlie Sheen?

I do not know but it sure is a scary thought.

[David Hoey]

Thomas Jefferson? He was a cat.

[Jeni Desrosiers]

Today when he got his children taken away for telling his ex-wife he was going to "cut her head off and mail it to her mother" He told newspapers "My fangs are dripping Tiger blood".

I know its sad for the kids and he is bi-polar (aka bi-winning) but it is also hilarious!

[Jim Bobka]

Some of his one liners rival even Southwick's!! beautiful stuff, but don't try them at home

[Greg Hinkley]

He told Stern he has a 6" penis.


I am a WINNER are you?

[Jim Bobka]

Just about.

[Jeni Desrosiers]

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

[Steve Solbo]

Today when he got his children taken away for telling his ex-wife he was going to "cut her head off and mail it to her mother" He told newspapers "My fangs are dripping Tiger blood".

I know its sad for the kids and he is bi-polar (aka bi-winning) but it is also hilarious!

I don't think he's bi-polar... I think the drugs made his brain into mush.

[Jeni Desrosiers]

"Yeah a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

[Alan MacLean]

This has made my week!

As soon as the 'winning' thing became a slogan of his, Winning T-shirts started popping up on the web. I definitely plan on ordering a 'Winning' Tee. Winning tees should also be given to 1st place at tourneys in lieu of trophies this year!!!

"I have a 10,000 year old brain with the boogers of a 7 year old!"

[Steve Solbo]

Y'all better watch out.

You might be trailed home tonight by Vatican Warlock Assassins tonight... afterall, Charlie has an ARMY of them!

Or better yet, watch out for him as an F-18 dropping his "ordinances" to the ground.

This guy has officially melted his brain!

[Steve Solbo]

This has made my week!

You know what made my week. You're reference to "I'd rather be 1-0 in Russian Roulette than 17-1"... now that was funny.

Second to Charlie Sheen of course.

[Mark Valis]

Adonis DNA and tiger blood !

[Steve Solbo]

If Charlie Sheen is winning, then Gary Busey is mega-winning!

Wanted to call his team on Celebrity Apprentice the "Sperm Farmers", or "Bolgona and Dirt".

haha!

[Sjur Soleng]

"Who should be fired Gary?"
"Richard"
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"Hatch"

"Yes, Gary, i figured you were talking about him"

AWESOME

[Steve Solbo]

His Pizza selling pitch was EPIC! Dude looks like he got hit by a train as well.. friggin hilarious.

[Jeni Desrosiers]

I love at the end when Trump asked him if he thought they could have done better and he said something along the lines of "Yes we could have because we did" or something similar that made absolutely no sense!

[Alan MacLean]

You know what made my week. You're reference to "I'd rather be 1-0 in Russian Roulette than 17-1"... now that was funny.

My point exactly...
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_n ... 110308-apx
100% NOT WINNING

[John DeBois]

finally ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg&sns=fb

[Todd Lapham]

[Jim Bobka]

^above^ Absolutely hilarious! covering ALL the bases. oh yeah, lol !!!!!!!