Jerel Davis

Bobby Direnzo · Post by **Bobby Direnzo** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:47 pm

Sjur is scared to play at any event Jerel shows up for!! :lol:

Patrick Barnett · Post by **Patrick Barnett** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:21 pm

Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

Jeff Wiechowski · Post by **Jeff Wiechowski** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:33 am

Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

Jerel wonders if Bobby accidentally spiked his OWN drink with rufies and then posted this.

Matt DeAngelis · Post by **Matt DeAngelis** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:38 am

Jerel enjoys a good mac n cheese.

Scott Selders · Post by **Scott Selders** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:09 am

How many times have you written something about Jerel-and said "I can't post that"? then erase it-I've done it at least 20 times. I wrote about Jerel Riding a Camel licking a Frizzak Scar-Jerel sniffing Nikko's Hair which resembled a Magical Mangina-a Jerel Davis impersonating Transient Transvestite Disc Golfer. It was too weird even for me.

Craig Smolin · Post by **Craig Smolin** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:46 am

and yet, "The Power of Jerel compelled you" to write it anyway ...

"The Power of Jerel Compels You, The Power of Jerel Compels You, etc ... "

John DeBois · Post by **John DeBois** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:19 am

this forum is like wearing wind pants to a strip club - such a great freakin idea

Ken Hannan · Post by **Ken Hannan** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:52 am

Jerel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

Bobby Direnzo · Post by **Bobby Direnzo** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:06 pm

Patrick Barnett wrote:
Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

I hate auto correct on my cell. I fixed it above pumpkin. :lol:

Bobby Direnzo · Post by **Bobby Direnzo** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:06 pm

Jeff Wiechowski wrote:
Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

Jerel wonders if Bobby accidentally spiked his OWN drink with rufies and then posted this.

Seamus Scanlon · Post by **Seamus Scanlon** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:58 pm

Jerel John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Davis

Patrick Barnett · Post by **Patrick Barnett** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:52 pm

Bobby Direnzo wrote:
Patrick Barnett wrote:
Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

I hate auto correct on my cell. I fixed it above pumpkin.

Thanks sugar pop.

Patrick Barnett · Post by **Patrick Barnett** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:56 pm

Jerel was dared to walk on a bed of coals, he answered with the moon walk and a head spin.

David Hoey · Post by **David Hoey** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:28 am

Bobby Direnzo wrote:
Patrick Barnett wrote:
Bobby Direnzo wrote:Sjur is scared to play at even event Jerel show up for!!

I hate auto correct on my cell. I fixed it above pumpkin.

It's ok, Jerel knew what you meant

Sjur Soleng · Post by **Sjur Soleng** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:28 pm

Nobody tells Jerel when its time to make the Donuts.

Dave Jackson · Post by **Dave Jackson** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:32 pm

and Jerel knows the muffin man...

Mike Dussault · Post by **Mike Dussault** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:42 pm

Jerel and the candy man can.

Sjur Soleng · Post by **Sjur Soleng** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:03 am

[quote="Dave Jackson"]and Jerel knows the muffin man...[/quote]

Probation...

Matt DeAngelis · Post by **Matt DeAngelis** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:36 am

Jerel has a difficult time fitting in at the church social.

I don't think I understand this thread...

Scott Selders · Post by **Scott Selders** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:02 pm

The US Military Had been using the Secret Code "Jerelimo" for several missions-when the Order came in to Kill Bin Laden-they wanted a new name for this mission-"Gerenimo" was the name chosen-but some Navy Seals were pissed that they couldn't yell "Jerel Davis Your ASS You SOBs" when they raided the compound.

Sjur Soleng · Post by **Sjur Soleng** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:10 pm

Jerel walked into a bar. There was pot on money sitting on the bar top. "whats that all about?" jerel asked. "All the money in the pot if you can make that horse over there laugh!" said the bar tender. Jerel walked up to the horse, whispered to it, and the horse fell over laughing. Happily, the bar tender handed jerel the pot of money. The very next day Jerel went to the same bar. Again there was a pot of money on the bar top. "Now whats this money about," asked Jerel. "Well, making it laugh was too easy, so today you gotta make the horse cry," the bartender exclaimed. Jerel calmly walked over to the horse and soon the Horse was crying large tears all over the floor. As Jerel was collecting his winnings the bar tender, clearly amazed, asked Jerel, "How sir, did you make that horse laugh yesterday?" "Well, I simply told that there horse that my penis was bigger than his!" said Jerel. "And today, mr. Davis, how did you make him cry so hard?" the bartender shouted. "Well thats easy my fair bartender" jerel quipped,"...I simply showed it to him!"

James Sweat · Post by **James Sweat** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:00 am

March 1978, Jerel date raped a Sasquatch. Nine months later a baby boy was found wrapped in a deer pelt with a VW hub cap in his oversized hands. I ain't mad at ya poppa.

Dave Jackson · Post by **Dave Jackson** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:12 pm

Matt DeAngelis · Post by **Matt DeAngelis** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:40 am

Jerel does not enjoy long walks on the beach.

Joe Yaskis · Post by **Joe Yaskis** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:47 pm

Jerel knows about short cuts that dont exist.

Craig Smolin · Post by **Craig Smolin** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:01 pm

as an addendum to joe's post ...

Jerel's shortcuts are actually shorter than "the way" ... because they are time-space disruptions allowing Jerel to occupy two different places at the same time

Scott Selders · Post by **Scott Selders** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:49 pm

The World of Jerel Davis

Here is a Post from a FaceBook Jerel Davis-"Just got out da hospt. at home thanks 2 everyone dat showed love. love yall hit me up if u tryin come see me at da house"

"Cant stand fake ass HOES"

"My room should be named Land Water Bottle because everywhere I turn I see about two or three of them everywhere.. Gosh I didn't realized I drank so much water!!!! Hmmmmm

"I wonder if the sun had A heart, what color would it be. HmMmm I'm assuming that red and yellow would make orange.. So for this entire day my heart is gonna be orange!!"

"Fb family have a fabulos day! I love u all! If noone told u that today!"

"I heard there's this place called Knee Pha Land-and That I am a Legend in this Town-Can someone tell me where it is?"

Matt DeAngelis · Post by **Matt DeAngelis** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:00 pm

Jerel agrees that the bird is the word.

Mike Murphy · Post by **Mike Murphy** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:08 pm

Jerel's idea of a "local route" goes through you mom's, sisters, and girlfriend's bedrooms.

Matt DeAngelis · Post by **Matt DeAngelis** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:33 pm

Among ethnic groups, ages 18-22, Jerel is the gateway drug.

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