For our hosts at team challenge
Better late than never
B2Bombers were going to pleasant hill
To play disc golf, eat and swill
Upon 1st look it was quite a thrill
Minimal trees and elevation changes almost nil
Our team gathered in the parking spot
Wasn't quite cold,,wasn't quite hot
Gathered our gear and practiced some shots
Talked some [bleep] but not a lot
The time came to start the round
We all paired up and off we bound
Thanks to 420 my memories not sound
But the 2 nameless gents we played did astound
Their putts were almost always in the middle
Mine were low mine were high. It was a fkn riddle
Felt like I was bein played like a fine tune fiddle
But my mood got better as we headed for the griddle
As team mates came in I could see in their eyes
That this wide open course was a great big surprise
We knew we could do it with the afternoon try's
Back to the griddle...are there any frys
There were at least 4 tables covered with stuff
It was no doubt it was more than enough
I filled 2 plates and it didn't seem tough
Altho my full belly made the 2nd round tough
2nd round of best disc doubles
Didn't give my team mate and I 2 many troubles
Felt we had pulled ourselves out of the morning rubbles
But at the last hole we popped our own bubbles
Slight uphill putt,,might have been 14 feet
I know if I make it these guys r beat
And if I miss Bobby is sure to make it sweet
Need I say anymore...3holes into O.T another defeat
Almost all of team did as well in round 2
Added up the scorecards got ready to screw
Packed our gear and put away the brew
A good nights sleep we were all good as new
So you guys were good..have a little swagger
Dance around like little Mick jaggers
Your discs did hurt like sharpened daggers
I believe as a 'b' team your all sandbaggers
So now I will put down my pen
Nothing I wrote was made to offend
If we come to your place another time I surely will attend
But the scores will not be so lopsided again
B2Bombers came up and got our spanking
We deposited a loss as if we were banking
It also made us 1 lower in ranking
But we had a fin blast and it's you guys we r thanking
So shoot around your course with minimal trees
Shoot standing up or shoot from your knees
And here's a last thought,,consider it please
We didn't disc well but kicked ass in poetry
Thanks pleasant hill....come see us at borderland anytime
