NEWCOMER'S BALL - MOST OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT THREAD!!!

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

FREE BEER ALL DAY!!!

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING

[Jason Southwick]

Lick. People think he's a nice guy but I've known him a long time. Long enough to know when he's clearly, simply and intentionally phkn with me.

Starting a second tournament thread? Why don't you pour sugar in my gas tank while rapng my grandmother anally? Yeah I stole that from Clerks, but it fits. Like your dick in my gramma's ass. Wait, we need an adjective here: In my dead gramma's dead ass.

Yeah I know that's beyond bad. Like really bad, but guess what? It doesn't count, because this thread doesn't exist. Because it's not the official tournament thread, of which there can be only one. That makes this thread illegitimate. Not to mention immoral and illegal because neither of those are true.

Nevertheless, while we need to check in every now and then with Free Speech to see if it still exists, Free Speech still needs its limits.

You can't yell fire in a crowded theater and you can't poach the tournament thread.

It's called human decency. You know, being nice to people, practicing the Golden Rule.

Concepts you know nothing about, Lick, you stoopid phkn sht.

I've contacted the NEFA Moderators and they cite Free Speech which allowed me in the heat of the typing, editing and submitting moment to tell them to skmeyefkndk. They're used to phonetic spelling.

Still, we need to stop this abuse now, we have to stop reading everything on this thread.

If you're still reading that's, like, bad.

You might ask, "Why are you still typing?" And that's an excellent question.

My answer: Why don't you blow me? That's right that's also really bad but guess what again? This is a stoopid phkn thread that you shouldn't be reading in the first place.

Cause it's NOT the official tournament thread.

Why are you still phkn reading? Ask yourself THAT.

[Josh_Gibson]

Still reading

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

I WILL RATE THAT TIRADE AS A 6.5 ON THE PBR SCALE>>>YOU CAN DO BETTER, SOUTHDIK

[Eric Desmarais]

I must be a disc golf serial killer because Southwick and Lick are kinda like my two disc golf dads.................................

Milce is like the cool uncle.