Senior Games Tourney, Sunday, June 17; NEFA Points

[Davis Johnson]

Senior Games NEFA Points Tourney and Barbecue, Sunday, June 17, Crane Hill. $5.00 off if you bring your Dad. (Must show signs of life). 2 rounds, max, 72 registrants. Registration starts at 8:00; tee off 9:15. Men and women's divisions are in increments of 5 years, starting at age 40. Gold, silver and bronze metals awarded to the winners in each age group. Ken Wagner has generously offered his property for an in-between rounds barbecue; nominal chip-in donations requested. This is always a fun event, and with NEFA points and barbecue added, should be more worth your while than ever! Link for registration to follow.

Here is the link for sign-up: https://maseniorgames.org/e/disc-golf-june-2018

Though it states otherwise, we will accept sign-ups day of.

[Davis Johnson]

SENIOR GAMES SIGN-UP IS NOW LIVE!!

[Bill Bertera]

The registration for this is kind of confusing. For NEFA points will the divisions match up to Am or Pro?

[Davis Johnson]

The official Senior Games Announcement Poster-- Unveiled!!

MA SENIOR GAMES TOURNEY and BARBECUE, SUNDAY, JUNE 17; BRING A FUNCTIONING DAD--$5 OFF REGISTRATION!
2 rounds of 18 holes at legendary Crane Hill!

SIGN-UP LINK: https://maseniorgames.org/e/disc-golf-june-2018

DIVISIONS: 5 YEAR INCREMENTS, STARTING AT 40 (YES, THAT’S CONSIDERED OLD) Gold, Silver, Bronze metals to each division

SCHEDULE: 8:00 Sign-Up
8:30 Mandatory Physical
8:45 Meet and Greet with Grief
Counselors
9:00 Proctological Calisthenics
9:15 Tee-Off, Round 1

12 Noonish: Lunch—a barbecue hosted by the Wagners, followed by a Long Nap.

Round 2 (When we get around two it)

4:00 or whenever: Awards and Eulogies

[Davis Johnson]

QUACK! QUACK!

[Davis Johnson]

You're only old once, (but once is enough)

Till next time...

[Davis Johnson]

Softened stools-- the pablum of second childhood.

[Davis Johnson]

How much longer can I keep getting away with this?

[Davis Johnson]

(Nanny NEFA Board just gave me a little slap)

[Davis Johnson]

Memory is SO passe!

[Davis Johnson]

I miss bluehairs.

[Davis Johnson]

I used to have a 6-pack (but it was all backwash)

[Davis Johnson]

Computer lab sign: "Jesus saves, and so should you!"

[Davis Johnson]

It might be thought that I've been drinking, but no-- shut off until post hip replacement.

[Davis Johnson]

It's impossible to say "meow" without meowing.

[Davis Johnson]

Thanks, Lick Me! This is all stolen out of your book.

[Jaime Perron]

We get naps at lunch? WOOHOO!

[will plein]

Will we see the sign up list or wait for it to be a Surprise?