Why don't blondes play disc?

[Drew Smith]

It hurts their teeth!

And big yay - first post - who cares?

[Shawn Kennedy]

Crazy John Brooks invented the toothbrush, and he's blond. . .but I guess letting a disc spin on your inscisors is not so good! OH! did you mean the XX of the species? N.F.

[Phil Kennedy]

Gee...I was a blonde when I bought my first Pluto Platter in 1957.

Shawn: If N.F. = Not Funny, I guess yo mamma & I did well!

[Shawn Kennedy]

Y.D.G.

[Iceman]

I laughed!

[Sjur Soleng]

HEY

[Christie Reynolds]

It hurts their teeth!

And big yay - first post - who cares?

Im blonde and I play disc.... hmmmmmm

Maybe its cause I am blonde that I dont get what this means. "IT HURTS THEIR TEETH" what does that have to do with disc?

remember dont mind me, IM BLONDE....

[Dave McHale]

ever play disc catch with "man's best friend", christie? 8)

[Christie Reynolds]

Awwww, I see I see... yes i have.....
Is that what the blonde comment meant?

[discglfr05]

I remember this cartoon that showed a frisbee sitting at a bar with two chicks sitting next to it (the frisbee had a real cheesy facial expression). One girl says to the other "Don't bother talking to him, he's just looking for a quick fling"

[Shawn Kennedy]

Keeping fossilized posts alive since 2005!

[John Borelli]

[Shawn Kennedy]

Thanks for the original! I had to make up my own
(sorry about the following, but. . . )
I was just looking through that ol' Stancil bookie, and made a joke up based on one of its chapters:

How do you date a Wham-O Pro?
Grasp their lip, stroke the cupola and gaze at their navel!



More Friz jokes fit to be had:
or perhaps not. . .

The other day I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get ... then it hit me!

#10 reason why not to stay in West Virginia:
No matter how hard you try, your cows don't appear receptive to chasing or catching that Frisbee.

There MUST be one about a guy taping a watch to a disc, but I don't have the time. . .

#2 use for a Spice Girls CD:
A frisbee: if it lands in dirt or gets scratched you won`t mind.

A donkey, a potato chip, and a Frisbee are walking down the street chatting, when the potato chip turns to the donkey and says, "hey donkeys cant talk"!...so the donkey ate him.

(I didn't say they were GOOD jokes. . .)

The Ten Commandments of the Frisbee

1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to get
under a car.

2. The higher the quality of the catch, the greater the probability of a
crummy rethrow (Good catch=bad throw).

3. One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, "Watch This!".

4. The higher the cost of any object likely to be hit, the greater the certainty it will be struck.

5. The best catches are never seen.

6. The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in the
wrong direction (Goes the wrong way=goes a long way).

7. The most powerful hex words in the world of sport are: "I really have
this down-watch" (Know it=blow it).

8. In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades
could be attached to the disc.

9. The greater your need to make a good catch the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.

10. The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down (Just
one more throw).

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(Not included: Superman joke à la Marshall Street!)