Jerel Davis

[Scott Selders]

Bizarro Jerel sleeps on his stomach, on a bed of nails when it's his time of the month.

[Sjur Soleng]

Jerel has been alive on the Earth since the time of the dinosaurs. When he feels that his body has aged beyond what he deems absolute perfection, he simply shuts down and gives birth to himself, beginning the Jerelian cycle once more.

[Craig Smolin]

better yet ... who cares?

[Steve Solbo]

Does Jerel Davis belong to line of Jereeba? Is Louis Gossett, Jr. actually his father? Is Jerel Davis actually Zammis?

Does more than .005% of the NEFA population even understand this jibberish?

What absolutely totally obscure movie or series is this from?

Getting into Drew Austin territory with me.. jeez.

[Steve Solbo]

Jerel has been alive on the Earth since the time of the dinosaurs. When he feels that his body has aged beyond what he deems absolute perfection, he simply shuts down and gives birth to himself, beginning the Jerelian cycle once more.

This funny...

Does Jerel Davis belong to line of Jereeba? Is Louis Gossett, Jr. actually his father? Is Jerel Davis actually Zammis?

This,

[Charlie Holmgren]

Jerel has been alive on the Earth since the time of the dinosaurs. When he feels that his body has aged beyond what he deems absolute perfection, he simply shuts down and gives birth to himself, beginning the Jerelian cycle once more.

Haha! The Jerelian Cycle!

[Rick Mahoney]

Does Jerel Davis belong to line of Jereeba? Is Louis Gossett, Jr. actually his father? Is Jerel Davis actually Zammis?

Does more than .005% of the NEFA population even understand this jibberish?

What absolutely totally obscure movie or series is this from?

Getting into Drew Austin territory with me.. jeez.

I thought Dennis Quaid was Zammis father. Lou Gossett Jr is his mother and died giving birth.

So that's 2, out of 422 NEFA Members, or .47%. But Jerel knows, so we're up to .71%.

[Sean Healy]

Bizarro Jerel loves references that no one (including himself) understand.

[Alan MacLean]

Does Jerel Davis belong to line of Jereeba? Is Louis Gossett, Jr. actually his father? Is Jerel Davis actually Zammis?

Does more than .005% of the NEFA population even understand this jibberish?

What absolutely totally obscure movie or series is this from?

Getting into Drew Austin territory with me.. jeez.

Holy S#!+, I completely agree with Solbo. Only in a Jerel thread I guess. What happened to the classic posts like "Jerel defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis"? Bizzarro Jerel is a huge plus though. I'd love to learn more about what discs he throws, if he hands out beers, and if he is a D.A.R.E. officer who teaches kids not to smoke or drink. Jereeba? Zammis???

That is all. Carry on...

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel took a quadruple cirlce 20 on west thompson hole 1, using only a pink epic

[Jeff Prendergast]

Bizarro Jerel spilled cappuccino on his tie during a manicure this morning.

[Sean Healy]

bizarro jerel was going to play a round at maple hill today but when he saw there was a chance of rain, he decided a sex and the city marathon was a much better call.

[Scott Selders]

Bizarro Jerel carries a Healyum tank on his back, that makes him look very DeBonair

[Sean Healy]

bizarro jerel has never cleared the pond on hole 1 at maple hill. from the drop zone.

[Charlie Holmgren]

Bizarro Jerel thinks Scoontar's posts make sense.

[James Sweat]

I saw Jerel at Foxwoods playing 1-2 no limit. He had huge hands! The cards looked tiny in them.

[Sean Healy]

Bizarro Jerel plays go-fish.

[Scott Selders]

Bizarro Jerel only Drinks Holme Groewn Beer.

[Dave Jackson]

Jerel has eyes in the back of his head.

And on your girl.

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzarro Jerel has never carded a birdie @ pyramids.

[David Hoey]

Bizzaro Jerel always has an extra smoke for you!

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel reads the articles, in playgirl

[Bill Stewart]

bizarro Jerel hates Firebirds because they always hyzer out at 150 feet

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel is pregnant

[James Sweat]

Bizzaro Jerel lets them keep the baby and pays child support.

[Sjur Soleng]

B J uses an alarm clock to wake up.

[Sean Healy]

Bizarro Jerel roots for LeBron James

[Steve Solbo]

Ok... anyone know how to get ahold of Bizarro Jerel? I need to get ahold of the real Jerel...

[Kyle Moriarty]

You don't get a hold of Jerel, Jerel get a hold of you.

[Dave Hickson]

Bizarro Jerel does not know of a Jerel Davis.