Jerel Davis

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzaro Jerel has MLS season tix.

[Dave Jackson]

Jerel hydroseeds the ladies.

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzarro Jerel dislikes fireworks.

[John DeBois]

Bizarro jerel drinks Fathers Milk

[Todd Lapham]

Bizarro Jerel hasn't banged your chick.

[Sjur Soleng]

It has been a long journey for NEFA land and its members. So long in fact, that remembering when things took place on our time-line of memories has become blurry. We need a dating system that can place events into two categories. I propose usage of a similar dating practice used by history scholars and laymen alike, B.C. - A.D. From this day forth let the lives, both current and past, in skill levels both improving and declining be referred to in terms of Jerel. BJT and AJT(before Jerel thread and after Jerel thread.)

f.ex. "In the BJT times I would practice 4 days a week and travel to tournaments far and wide."

[John DeBois]

In the year 1700 B.J.T., Jerel made his first post in the Jerel thread.

[Sean Healy]

In the year 4 BJT, I thought I might be good at disc golf one day

[Jeff Prendergast]

Back in the year 9 BJT, Jerel won the APO. He left the 18th green and wandered into a neighboring yard where he built a swimming pool and immediately jumped into it.

The rest is history.

[John DeBois]

Bizarro Jerel hasn't banged your chick.

lol classic

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bizarro jerel took his talents to south beach

[Joe Yaskis]

Idaho potato calls Jerel to use his feces as soil for their crop.

[Sjur Soleng]

47 pages of the Jerelian testament have now been written.

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel always reads the terms and conditions before accepting any online offer.

[Jeff Prendergast]

Bizarro Jerel smokes Virginia Slims

[James Sweat]

Bizzaro jerel has his own weed

[Sean Curcio]

Bizzaro jerel has his own weed

Whoa whoa whoa, hold it right there... what are you trying to say? Jerel always shares, it should read:
Bizzaro Jerel is a mooch.

[Silvio Sanchez]

A reading from the book of Tyrone in the AJT scripture.
...and Jerel said, "He who is without sin shall throweth the first Rocketh, and I shalt smoketh it."

[Jeff Prendergast]

In the year 325 BJT, Isaac Newton saw the apple fall and discovered gravity.

Jerel squeezed that apple and discovered applesauce.

[Sjur Soleng]

Jerel once threw a aviar off the long tee on hole 1 maple Hill. It landed in the water. The crowd gasped. Jerel never broke his stare. Suddenly a frog emerged with the disc on his back. As he turned to Jerel a Giant Bass jumped and ate the frog and disc. As the fish swam toward the middle a Great H0orned owl swooped down and grabbed the fish in its talons and carried the fish to the basket. Jerel simply nodded and walked on.

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzaro Jerel tried to give him a penalty stroke, but there was 'second.'

[Sean Curcio]

In the year 325 BJT, Isaac Newton saw the apple fall and discovered gravity.

Jerel squeezed that apple and discovered awesomesauce.

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel can give himself a cleveland steamer

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzaro Jerel plays lotto.

[Sean Healy]

bizarro jerel is vegan

[Joe Yaskis]

Jerel knows so many people that his cell phone has a cell phone.

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzarro jerel wears skinny jeans and fedoras while he goes from one garage sale to the next!

[John DeBois]

bizarro jerel always shows up early for his OBGYN appointments

[Jeff Prendergast]

Bizarro Jerel takes pride in his cursive handwriting.

[Sjur Soleng]

Bizzarro Jerel drives a mini cooper with the British Flag wrap.

[Silvio Sanchez]

Jerel is your dad. Bizarro Jerel is your mom.