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Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 7:24 pm
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzaro Jerel has MLS season tix.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:11 pm
by Dave Jackson
Jerel hydroseeds the ladies.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 10:54 pm
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzarro Jerel dislikes fireworks.

Jerel Davis

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:27 pm
by John DeBois
Bizarro jerel drinks Fathers Milk

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:48 pm
by Todd Lapham
Bizarro Jerel hasn't banged your chick.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:26 am
by Sjur Soleng
It has been a long journey for NEFA land and its members. So long in fact, that remembering when things took place on our time-line of memories has become blurry. We need a dating system that can place events into two categories. I propose usage of a similar dating practice used by history scholars and laymen alike, B.C. - A.D. From this day forth let the lives, both current and past, in skill levels both improving and declining be referred to in terms of Jerel. BJT and AJT(before Jerel thread and after Jerel thread.)

f.ex. "In the BJT times I would practice 4 days a week and travel to tournaments far and wide."

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 1:38 pm
by John DeBois
In the year 1700 B.J.T., Jerel made his first post in the Jerel thread.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 1:53 pm
by Sean Healy
In the year 4 BJT, I thought I might be good at disc golf one day

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:17 pm
by Jeff Prendergast
Back in the year 9 BJT, Jerel won the APO. He left the 18th green and wandered into a neighboring yard where he built a swimming pool and immediately jumped into it.

The rest is history.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 9:49 am
by John DeBois
Todd Lapham wrote:Bizarro Jerel hasn't banged your chick.


lol classic

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bizarro jerel took his talents to south beach

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:44 am
by Joe Yaskis
Idaho potato calls Jerel to use his feces as soil for their crop.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:05 pm
by Sjur Soleng
47 pages of the Jerelian testament have now been written.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:42 am
by John DeBois
bizarro jerel always reads the terms and conditions before accepting any online offer.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:25 am
by Jeff Prendergast
Bizarro Jerel smokes Virginia Slims

Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:58 am
by James Sweat
Bizzaro jerel has his own weed

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:19 am
by Sean Curcio
James Sweat wrote:Bizzaro jerel has his own weed

Whoa whoa whoa, hold it right there... what are you trying to say? Jerel always shares, it should read:
Bizzaro Jerel is a mooch.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:59 pm
by Silvio Sanchez
A reading from the book of Tyrone in the AJT scripture.
...and Jerel said, "He who is without sin shall throweth the first Rocketh, and I shalt smoketh it."

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:08 pm
by Jeff Prendergast
In the year 325 BJT, Isaac Newton saw the apple fall and discovered gravity.

Jerel squeezed that apple and discovered applesauce.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:28 pm
by Sjur Soleng
Jerel once threw a aviar off the long tee on hole 1 maple Hill. It landed in the water. The crowd gasped. Jerel never broke his stare. Suddenly a frog emerged with the disc on his back. As he turned to Jerel a Giant Bass jumped and ate the frog and disc. As the fish swam toward the middle a Great H0orned owl swooped down and grabbed the fish in its talons and carried the fish to the basket. Jerel simply nodded and walked on.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:32 pm
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzaro Jerel tried to give him a penalty stroke, but there was 'second.'

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:00 pm
by Sean Curcio
Jeff Prendergast wrote:In the year 325 BJT, Isaac Newton saw the apple fall and discovered gravity.

Jerel squeezed that apple and discovered awesomesauce.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 7:02 pm
by John DeBois
bizarro jerel can give himself a cleveland steamer

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:31 pm
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzaro Jerel plays lotto.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:33 pm
by Sean Healy
bizarro jerel is vegan

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:40 am
by Joe Yaskis
Jerel knows so many people that his cell phone has a cell phone.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:22 am
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzarro jerel wears skinny jeans and fedoras while he goes from one garage sale to the next!

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:46 am
by John DeBois
bizarro jerel always shows up early for his OBGYN appointments

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:59 am
by Jeff Prendergast
Bizarro Jerel takes pride in his cursive handwriting.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:04 am
by Sjur Soleng
Bizzarro Jerel drives a mini cooper with the British Flag wrap.

Re: Jerel Davis

Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:01 pm
by Silvio Sanchez
Jerel is your dad. Bizarro Jerel is your mom.