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Bizzaro Jerel is easy to get a hold of.
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Bizzaro Jerel doesnt know about the Warp Zone on Super Mario level 1 - 2.
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In days of old,
Before Jerel was foretold,
Disc golfers prayed to Ken Climo.

Then Jerel was created,
By firebird and thumber conjugated.
And all who threw disc erupted like a joyous volcano.

Where once we threw hyzer,
And reached backwards to throw our flyers,
We now throw overhand to park our chain baskets.

And like the phoenix reborn,
Our bags now hold firebirds sworn
To uphold the tenets of Jerel's religious pamphlets.
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Bizzaro Jerel is easy to get a hold of
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Craig Smolin wrote:In days of old,
Before Jerel was foretold,
Disc golfers prayed to Ken Climo.

Then Jerel was created,
By firebird and thumber conjugated.
And all who threw disc erupted like a joyous volcano.

Where once we threw hyzer,
And reached backwards to throw our flyers,
We now throw overhand to park our chain baskets.

And like the phoenix reborn,
Our bags now hold firebirds sworn
To uphold the tenets of Jerel's religious pamphlets.


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Eric OConnell wrote:Bizzaro Jerel is easy to get a hold of


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Bizzaro Jerel wrote:Bizzaro Jerel is easy to get a hold of
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Bizzaro Jerel owns a signed copy of "fifty shades of Grey"
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Bizzaro Jerel let his chick talk him into going with her to see the Vagina Monologues, and later said that he got a lot out of it.
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Sean Healy wrote:
Craig Smolin wrote:In days of old,
Before Jerel was foretold,
Disc golfers prayed to Ken Climo.

Then Jerel was created,
By firebird and thumber conjugated.
And all who threw disc erupted like a joyous volcano.

Where once we threw hyzer,
And reached backwards to throw our flyers,
We now throw overhand to park our chain baskets.

And like the phoenix reborn,
Our bags now hold firebirds sworn
To uphold the tenets of Jerel's religious pamphlets.


Bizarro Jerel enjoyed this post


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Bizarro Jerel took Jerel's head off with an 11x firebird thumber when he learned that Jerel likes the Red Sox.
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smolin, have you been drinking?
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yes.
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Jerel Davis adds poison ivy leaves to his salads to spice them up.
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@smolin, I only ask because I'm pretty sjur Bizzaro Jerel would have given him a high Five and a cupcake.
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Jerel and Bizarro Jerel once met and shook hands. Scientists call this event "The Big Bang."
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Jerel taught Trey to play mango song. Trey forgot
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Jerel Davis can chase down a cheetah.
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James Sweat wrote:Jerel taught Trey to play mango song. Trey forgot


Jerel is gonna be a genius anyways.
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Photo evidence that Jerel holds the world record for distance............. 92,955,887.6 miles !!!!

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Craig Smolin wrote:In days of old,
Before Jerel was foretold,
Disc golfers prayed to Ken Climo.

Then Jerel was created,
By firebird and thumber conjugated.

And all who threw disc erupted like a joyous volcano.

^That's poetry right there.


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Bizarro Jerel mixes his Wheaties with his mother's toe jam
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While attending Band Camp-Bizarro Jerel teaches the ladies how to Disco-He Discovered you don't get Sweet Stinky Toe Jam teaching them Disc Golf.
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Bizzarro Jerel has a home phone.
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Make sure you all call Jerel today and thank him for fathering your children!
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Bizarro Lerej on earth is Jerel, but either way, much the same.
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For Bizarro Jerel, Internet more out of date than Gutenberg Press.
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Jerel is playing a speed round at high noon with a snow suit and scarf today!
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He will be offering free Fart Licks after the round
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