mzoro wrote:Abel let me sit on the simian. i'm a big guy 6' 4'' 260 pounds, the bag held me up but i wouldn't sit on it again. wouldn't trust it. seems like a lot of money just for the novelty of the seat.
on the plus side, the thing is only half as big as i thought it was going to be. i originally thought it was gonna be a mountaineering pack too. i'd say the size is comparable to the rev backpack.
last thing, tip that thing over and out come the discs. might accidentally bump into it at the next team challenge.

Yeah, the picture probably makes it look bigger than it really is. My discs dont fall out when my bag tips over as well.
Also Cheef, Pete Johnson's bag is a "Mystery Ranch" Bag, not a Gorilla Boy. Now that thing has some serious options, and can carry 40 discs, has way more compartments, and has an umbrella holder so you don't have to carry your umbrella. I've seen Pete's bag, it's sick, manufactured by a former "outfitter" and backpack maker, not a guy that got into the industry and has a small team. Granted, never heard anything bad about Gorilla Boy, but this Co. has a track record that is more proven. Also, it weighs in at 4.5 pds total, I bet that's what the Simian Frame weighs in at.
Gorilla Boy Simian...
built in seat, the seat supports 350lbs+...the seat is padded with 2 inches of foam and a 1/4inch board for support it's also all removable if it ever needs to be replaced!...no more having to carry around a extra stool with you on the course!
water bladder compatible (wanna use a water bladder? just slip it down inside one of the putter pockets!)
quad compatible (3 point hook up system)
1/2 inch padded "removable" shoulder strap pads
cradle style rack carries discs stacked vertical and tilted to the back of the pack to prevent discs from slipping out
two 9x9 zipper pockets with internal mesh pockets
two insulated drink holders (with grommets in the bottom)
I.D. window pocket
pencil/pen pockets
carry strap
score card pocket
umbrella straps
1/2 inch padded back
compression straps on both side pockets for when you got a heavy drink in the drink holders to help prevent the drink holders from sagging too much
two putter pockets, each putter pocket can carry 2 discs
inside zippered stash pocket
frame is strong enough to stand on
rides high on the back
re-enforced stress points
the bottom of the bag has four 1 1/2 inch rubber feet to help prevent wear on the bottom of the bag
all workmanship is guaranteed
Golf "Mahal" Bag
Overview:
- LIFETIME WARRANTY
- Constructed Entirely in Bozeman, MT USA
- All Materials Coated with Teflon for Water Resistance
- Constructed of 500 & 1000 Denier Cordura with 500 x 1000 Denier X-Pack on Collapsible Side Compartments
- Waterproof Uretek Zipper on Side Compartments & Detail Pocket
Futura Yoke System:
- Small, Medium, and Large Yoke Sizing with Differently Sized & Shaped Shoulder Pads to Fit Varying Torso Sizes & Shapes
- Telescopic Adjustability of Yokes to Accommodate Any Length Torso
- Composite Adjuster Made From Recycled Plastic Shaped to the Torso
- Hydration System Ready with Hose Easily Lacing Through Shoulder Pad
Main Compartment:
- Holds 12-18 Discs
- Main Compartment & Putter Fly Lined with 200 Denier for Added Water Proofing
- Rain Flaps Over Main Compartment Sides
- Bottom Double Layered with 500 & 1000 Denier Cordura
- Main Compartment Sides Reinforced with 6lb Laminate Foam
- Main Compartment Front Reinforced with .060 HDPE Plastic
Collapsible Side Pockets:
- Hold 6-10 Discs, Rain Jacket/Fleece/Hoodie, Any Size Hydration Bladder
- Partially or Fully Collapse
- Uretek / Waterproof Zippers
- Lids Fold Into Umbrella Slot
- Hydration System Compatible
Putter Pocket:
- Holds 2; Discs can be Easily Accessed Even With Umbrella/Stool Compressed
- Compression Straps Pull Umbrella/Stool Off the Ground and to the Front of the Bag
- Mini-Marker Pocket Holds Any Size Mini
Detail Pockets:
- Waterproof Uretek Zippers
- Plenty of Room for Cell Phone, Keys, Pencils, etc.
Water Bottle Pockets:
- Grometted for Drainage
- Hold Any Size Bottle (Including Snugly Fitting Smaller Bottles)
- Wearer Can Easily Access Bottles While Wearing the Bag
Volume:
Main Compartment: 950 cu-in
Side Compartment: 325 cu-in each / 650 cu-in combined
Detail Pocket: 100 cu-in each / 200 cu-in combined
Total Volume: 1800 cu-in
Dimensions:
Width:
- Side Compartments Out: 26”
- Side Compartments Collapsed: 18”
- Front Only: 8.5”
Height:
- Front: 11”
- Back without Yoke: 16.5”
(Varies greatly with yoke in depending on adjustment to person’s torso length)
General:
- Side Compartments: 5” x 8”
- Putter Pocket: 5.5” x 8.5”
- Mini Pocket: 5” x 4”
- Water Bottle Pockets: 6” tall
- Detail Pockets: 4” x 4” x 8”
Weight:
- 4.5 lbs
Personally, I'd much rather have the mystery ranch bag, atleast he tells me what it's made out of! The Gorilla Boy list is that of a person starting a Co. You can tell the guy at Mystery Ranch has been producing high end packs for a long time.
The above specifics lists were directly cut and pasted from the Company Websites.