Pyramids Doubles & NEFA Auction, Saturday, November 20, 2010

[Jason Southwick]

Pre-Reg List
Pyramids Doubles 2010

Century
1 John Hart & Ken Gary (Ace Pot Yes)
2 Davis Johnson & Billy Mac
3 TeeJ Barber & Joe Lick Me Proud (Ace Pot Yes)
4 Brent Sanderson & Ken Hannan
Pro
5 Gregory Wintrob & Jack Nickel
6 Gary Cyr & Joe Yaskis
7 Jason Ballard & Dan Jaskot
8 Derek Brazauskas & Shaun LaForce
9 Keith Burtt & Chris Androlewicz
10 Matt DeAngelis & Sandy Redd
11 Jeremy Binley & Matt Grayum
12 Shawn Mullen / Jay Bayer (owe $100)
13 John Tserpes & Troy Manni
14 Dave Boliver Dave Disilvestri
15 Justin White & Josh Rogers (owe 100)
16 Matt Heenan & Bobby Direnzo (owe 100)
17 Dave Jenkins & Rob Belanger
18 Rob Tatro & Timmy Walsh
19 Rick Belhumeur & Greg Aucoin
20 JD & Matt Thomas
21 Mark Dombek & Josh Gibson (owe $100)
22 Daniel Marcus & Billy Dunne (owe $100)
23 Ralph DiMonte & Brian Harrington (owe $100)
AM
24 Mark Valis & Brian Thompson
25 Steve Bigelow & Ben Kirby
26 Mike Zorovich & Matt Aubin (Ace Pot Yes)
27 Chris Larson & Barry Postero (Ace Pot Yes)
28 Ryan Brunelle & Partner to be named (owe $100)
29 Mike Saimond & Paul Rashaw
30 Todd Lapham & Drew Austin (owe $100)
31 Jon Gordon & Dave Backstrom
32 Karl Molitoris & Bear Dunn
33 Jake Gordon & Partner (owe $100)
34 Jason Quinn & Brian Frenchi
35 Nic Willard & Mark Lyons (owe $100)
36 Neil Belanger/Matt Sroka (owe $100)
37 Dave Hickson and Adam Dodge (owe $100)
38 John O'Donnell and Scott Lemarshe (owe $100)
Women
39 Jenilee Desrosiers & Kate Thompson
40 Kylie Hoke & Kristi Bayer
41 Bethie Soule/Sara Alves (owe $100)
Mixed
42 Alicia Turcotte & Matty Oleski


---------------------------------------------------------------------

Yo hermaphrodites. I'm gonna make this announcement simple, partly because I want you to understand it, but mostly because I suddenly feel like a fat pompous cop with a southern accent giving you a speeding ticket.

If you want in on the first wave send me right now a check for $100, with the understanding that you may never see it again, and certainly not in any form of any value on November 21, 2010, or thereafter.

Send me a fkn check if you really really really want to play in this tournament.

And make it out to Jason Southwick -- although we're inside Marshall Street, this tournament is financially outside Marshall Street. It's just ON Marshall St.

Ready? You got stamps and envelopes, right?

Jason Southwick
103 Marshall St
Leicester, MA 01524

At least I'm not asking you to send a fax.

Online reg? It's up in the air. Maybe DGU for the first 34 spots, but DGU isn't set up yet at this point to save divisional spots, which I want to do. This is based on a simple theory: all Bobka Trophies must go to people. And bring all thoughts to caveman level where they're so much easier to understand.

Wait wait wait. Forgot to mention you can hand me cash for your entry, which we guarantee will immediately be co-mingled with beer and Hot Dog Annies money. It's a dangerous game this handing me money. Don't leave till I staple the cash to a piece of paper with your name on it.

Just saying.

Here's the flyer:

NEFA & Marshall Street Present…

Pyramids Doubles & NEFA Auction
Saturday, November 20, 2010 / Pyramids, 103 Marshall St., Leicester MA 01524
TDs: Lick & Kelley & Jason Southwick

Description: Two rounds of best-disc doubles, one on the Golds (Discatchers) and one on the Silvers (Chainstars). Bring your own partner and please bring something nice for us to auction off.

Schedule: Players meeting at 8:45 and first round promptly at 9 a.m. Lunch, round two at about 2 p.m., dinner and beverages provided. This will be followed by the famous NEFA Charity Auction, featuring Joe “Lick Me” Proud.

Maximum number of golfers: 108, or 54 teams. Twenty spots will be reserved for TD picks.

Five Divisions: Pro, Am, Century (combined age over 100), Women and Mixed

Entry Fee, Payout and Ace Pot: $100 per team. Payout to top 50-percent in each division in NEFA Auction Dollars, good at this year’s auction immediately following the tournament. $10 per team optional ace pot.

Lunch: Atlas Pizza will be here in the morning to take lunch orders.

NEFA Auction: As in past years, an even split between NEFA and four worthy charities to be named soon.

We raised almost $10,000 last year, and we’re hoping to exceed that this year. Please bring some cool stuff. Feel free to drop off your auction donations at Pyramids anytime between now and the tournament.

Directions: http://marshallstreetdiscgolf.com/discg ... tions.html. To get lost, call.

Send pre-registration checks to:

Jason Southwick
103 Marshall St
Leicester MA 01524

Questions: jason@marshallstreetdiscgolf.com

[Caesar Palache]

I read "I'm going to keep this announcement simple" and thought I could get through a Southwick post without taking a double dose of Ritalin...wrong again. Really hoping to play in this....$10,000 raised aint no joke and sounds like fun.
BTW, you had me at "yo hermaphrodites"

[Joe Yaskis]

I will be awake for this one.

[Jeremy Binley]

Looking forward to this tourney, I'm def. in.

I have a nice 19" flat screen computer monitor to donate.

[Mike Murphy]

I will be awake for this one.

[Karl Molitoris]

Is that what you were Joe...sleeping?

[Dave McHale]

hey jason, ever hear of these guys? I don't know if they can distribute in MA but I sampled their red and their hef at a non-dg event last month in NY and they make some tasty stuff: seemed like they could be a good sponsor fit http://pyramidbrew.com/

[Jason Southwick]

Thanks for the tip Dave. Just emailed 'em an inquiry.

[Wendy Boutin]

If you want in on the first wave send me right now a check for $100, with the understanding that you may never see it again, and certainly not in any form of any value on November 21, 2010, or thereafter.

Hmmm...no refunds from a charity event? What a brilliant idea!

[Aaron Ala]

If you want in on the first wave send me right now a check for $100, with the understanding that you may never see it again, and certainly not in any form of any value on November 21, 2010, or thereafter.

Hmmm...no refunds from a charity event? What a brilliant idea!

Best post ever

[Jason Southwick]

Wait wait Wendy, not what I meant. There are refunds if you can't make it. I just meant the usual you may not necessarily win your money back. Plus the entire payout is in auction dollars, so you have to use it that day on auction items. By the next day they won't be worth anything, or redeemable anywhere, unless you want one of the leftover televisions from past auctions still in our attic.

Hey Ala you won't talk to me or my wife, but you're all over your first chance at a cheap shot.
Dik.

[Stephen Ditter]

I'm 43 looking for a partner 57 or older.

-ditterman

[Matt Grayum]

Jason, I realize this may sound stupid as this is a charity event and all but would buff bucks be acceptable as entry? I heard they are good as cash but not sure how that works here.

[Jason Southwick]

Hi Matt,

Buff Bucks are our most stable currency. Yes, you can use them.

[Matt Grayum]

Awesome, then I'm in with Jeremy. We look forward to an awesome day with new course records on both gold and silver. And I'm sure I have something to contribute to the auction. I'll be in maybe today to pay for this awesome event with this currency called buff bucks.

[Jason Southwick]

prereg list in first post of this thread.

[Jc vermynck]

Karl I was looking at a different division but:
IM 46
let me know
what are you 49?
jc

[Karl Molitoris]

JC,

So as not to keep you or anyone else 'hanging', my listing of "some other old fart" refers to one (...I can only have 1 right?) of 3 other NJ-ites. THEY have to decide whom. So thanks for the offer, but I've already got a partner...just not sure WHO it will be yet .

Karl

[Bear Dunn]

Potentially looking for a partner in AM... Anyone interested? Haven't played this tourney in like 3 years. May be due to come back. The keg on 13 beckons me. May even be able to scrounge something up for the auction

[Dave Jackson]

Hey there Ditterman,
I feel older than 57, does that qualify? I throw like I'm 97
But deep down inside I don't think I ever matured past 19.
Is there a f'n train wreck division for people with multiple personalities?
I will have a cool donation for auction. Probably snowboard related.

[Mike Zorovich]

Check is in the mail.....

Can anybody recommend a hotel close by?

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Jason -

I will be Teej's partner in the century division.

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Jason -

Please put :LiCk and Teej in the Century division.

Thanks.

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Jason -

Century division

Teej and Lick



thanks

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

what's your email address so I can email you?

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Thanks for the return call earlier.

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

What time does it start?

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

How much is it to play?

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Iss it truue that you ccant even bear the thought of talkking to mmee.

[Joseph Mason Proud, III]

Thanks Jason, and we'll see you on the 21st.