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Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:55 am
by Greg Hinkley
Make him stop. My stomach hurts.
Who's got my Charlie Sheen for the weekend?
He is Bi-winning!
More great one liners in 24hrs than anyone ever.
A legend. Second only to Chuck Norris.
Yes, it is actually very sad.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:45 pm
by ekap
Do you have a link? Charlie Sheen is the man.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:51 pm
by Shawn Mullen
"I blinked and fixed my brain." That is just classic.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:01 pm
by ekap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNMthe run he was on made sinatra, jagger, richards look like droopy eyed children!
He won't be around for much longer, unfortunately. Hope I'm wrong.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:13 pm
by Craig Cutler
"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen.' It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:49 pm
by Jeff Wiechowski
" I use a vacuum cleaner"
No Charlie, you ARE a vacuum cleaner !!
Is it me or does his right nostril look like TWICE the size of his left?
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:09 pm
by Greg Hinkley
http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/2621445/postsHe naps harder than most people live their lives.
I laugh at this and I have no idea what it means. Does he?
I can't help it if someone didn't read the directions before going to the party.
For more laughs use the search and put in Sheen.
PT'ers are nuts.
I love them.
What would happen if Chuck Norris snorted some Charlie Sheen?
I do not know but it sure is a scary thought.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:05 pm
by David Hoey
Thomas Jefferson? He was a cat.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:24 am
by Jeni Desrosiers
Today when he got his children taken away for telling his ex-wife he was going to "cut her head off and mail it to her mother" He told newspapers "My fangs are dripping Tiger blood".
I know its sad for the kids and he is bi-polar (aka bi-winning) but it is also hilarious!
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:28 am
by Jim Bobka
Some of his one liners rival even Southwick's!! beautiful stuff, but don't try them at home
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:00 pm
by Greg Hinkley
He told Stern he has a 6" penis.
I am a WINNER are you?
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:34 pm
by Jim Bobka
Just about.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:39 pm
by Jeni Desrosiers
"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:09 pm
by Steve Solbo
Jeni wrote:Today when he got his children taken away for telling his ex-wife he was going to "cut her head off and mail it to her mother" He told newspapers "My fangs are dripping Tiger blood".
I know its sad for the kids and he is bi-polar (aka bi-winning) but it is also hilarious!
I don't think he's bi-polar... I think the drugs made his brain into mush.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:38 pm
by Jeni Desrosiers
"Yeah a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:56 pm
by Alan MacLean
This has made my week!
As soon as the 'winning' thing became a slogan of his, Winning T-shirts started popping up on the web. I definitely plan on ordering a 'Winning' Tee. Winning tees should also be given to 1st place at tourneys in lieu of trophies this year!!!
"I have a 10,000 year old brain with the boogers of a 7 year old!"
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:23 pm
by Steve Solbo
Y'all better watch out.
You might be trailed home tonight by Vatican Warlock Assassins tonight... afterall, Charlie has an ARMY of them!
Or better yet, watch out for him as an F-18 dropping his "ordinances" to the ground.
This guy has officially melted his brain!
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:29 pm
by Steve Solbo
Alan MacLean wrote:This has made my week!
You know what made my week. You're reference to "I'd rather be 1-0 in Russian Roulette than 17-1"... now that was funny.
Second to Charlie Sheen of course.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:46 pm
by Mark Valis
Adonis DNA and tiger blood !
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:40 am
by Steve Solbo
If Charlie Sheen is winning, then Gary Busey is mega-winning!
Wanted to call his team on Celebrity Apprentice the "Sperm Farmers", or "Bolgona and Dirt".
haha!
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:16 pm
by Sjur Soleng
"Who should be fired Gary?"
"Richard"
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"Hatch"
"Yes, Gary, i figured you were talking about him"
AWESOME
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:32 pm
by Steve Solbo
His Pizza selling pitch was EPIC! Dude looks like he got hit by a train as well.. friggin hilarious.
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:54 pm
by Jeni Desrosiers
I love at the end when Trump asked him if he thought they could have done better and he said something along the lines of "Yes we could have because we did" or something similar that made absolutely no sense!
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:44 am
by Alan MacLean
You know what made my week. You're reference to "I'd rather be 1-0 in Russian Roulette than 17-1"... now that was funny.
My point exactly...
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_n ... 110308-apx100% NOT WINNING

Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:35 am
by John DeBois
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:50 am
by Todd Lapham
Re: Charlie Sheen is WINNING
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:05 pm
by Jim Bobka
^above^ Absolutely hilarious! covering ALL the bases. oh yeah, lol !!!!!!!